论大学学霸是怎样炼成的……

本文通过讽刺幽默的方式,强调了在大学生活中坚持学习的重要性。它指出,那些能够早起晚睡、自律地安排时间、充分利用每一分每一秒的人,往往能够取得更好的成绩和成就。文章提醒读者,不要被懒惰、娱乐和享乐所迷惑,而是要专注于学习,因为只有通过不懈努力,才能实现自己的目标,避免未来的后悔。

   O(∩_∩)O哈哈~,觉得挺搞笑的,不过确实句句在理!!

   原文网址:

        http://blog.youkuaiyun.com/ljfbest/article/details/7079998


    每个安慰你挂科算什么的人,

    最后都默默拿了奖学金;
  每个夸你肥嘟嘟的脸好可爱的人,
  最后都瘦成了万人迷;
  每个在你面前说自己前途渺茫的人,
  最后都身家过亿;
  只有你,
  在满床的薯片袋和电脑荧光照射下,

  淬炼成一朵SB 。


  你要是天天一大早六点起床,吃顿好饭,奔去教室背两篇新三,八点坐直在教室的前排,使劲不分心不玩手机地听完三节还是四节课,课间练字背单词看报纸,放学奔去食堂抢份好饭,回宿舍吃完,洗洗衣服拖拖地消化下,再听英语,一倍速听完听1.5,1.5听完听2倍,听困了上床歇中觉,下午继续坐直在前排听完三节课,放学去食堂抢个馒头奔回寝室啃完,收拾好书包就去教室上自习,拼到十点半赶在关门前回宿舍,洗漱完了继续听VOA听新三,听累了看书,看累了上床睡觉。周六带一天干粮去泡死在图书馆,周日半天上街采购,半天整内务看闲书,晚上继续滚教室自习,想考北大清华耶鲁牛津的,周日就别放假,你还有个鬼空去迷茫,去忧伤啊!
  你要是想到以后吃不起肉,旅不起游,看不起最新大片,连买份三块钱的南方周末都要犹豫挣扎下,你还敢迷茫敢忧伤啊!你当你是少年维特啊,维特的烦恼之所以迷人,那是人家名字前还有少年两个字。你要是混到中年,住不起房,开不起车,泡不起妞,天天对着现实哼哼唧唧,鬼会去聆听你那“凄美感伤”的烦恼。

  你说说你都这么把年纪了,还玩什么淡淡的忧伤,深深的迷茫啊,再不拼命,毕业就要去要饭了,就算天上掉个馅饼,你还要比别人先发现张嘴去接着提前准备呢。你迷茫个鬼忧伤个死啊,看人家谈恋爱你羡慕什么,还怕以后嫁不出去么,看人家拿offer满世界跑你眼红什么,没看到人家怎么呕心沥血苦尽甘来么。还不滚去啃书拼命去,上个P网,偷个P闲!


  【:寂寞】
  一个人早起晚睡不难,但在一群晚起早睡的人中早起晚睡不简单。
  没人陪你占座,没人陪你背书,没人陪你写作。学习就是孤独的。
  食堂,寝室,教室,你就只能去这三个地方。厕所你都要算好时间再去。
  没人经常短信你,没人经常鼓励你,没人一直关注你。不管是打雷下雨下雹子还是刀子,都要早起前行去学习,你的伙伴会贪睡不去,但不可以是你。
  你的同桌室友饭友学友各种友都可以中途打断他们的计划,你不可以!你要学习。
  你一个人背着书包跑来跑去,你以为很傻很土很幼稚吗?

  别人笑,是羡慕,你笑,是自信。


  【:欲望】
  想睡懒觉,想看电影,想吃大餐。但是他们都是花时间的事,占用学习时间的事。
  可以放假,可以休息。 可要是每天多睡2小时,一年就多睡掉30.4天,一个月没了。每天看两集电视,又是一个月没了。

  你还知道惭愧啊?


  【:享乐】
  她去看演唱会了,他去唱K了,他们去开房了。
  都和我无关,因为我要学习。
  他们打游戏,他们蜜月旅游,
  都和我无关,因为我要学习。
  每天都跑步。
  没资本还不学习?
  没背景还不学习?
  智商不够还不学习!
  你好意思一把年纪了还吃爸妈的么。你有touch nano shuffle iPhone macbook,是你挣的么?
  你穿Burberry喷Dior拎Prada,你儿子用什么?
  你爸给你买房买车,你付得起物管,付得起年检么?
  你穿什么,用什么,开什么,住什么,什么都不算。
  你读什么,看什么,想什么,做什么,什么都重要。
  教室前排的姐姐在你来之前就在那GRE,你走了,从寝室出来打水,她还在GRE。她GRE她GRE她GRE,你连六级的分都刷不高。
  周末你多睡一个小时,到教室,自己的位子都被人占了,你还好意思说,同学,对不起,这是我的位子?
  为了多睡一下,你丢掉了自己的位子,值吗?
  你智商不高,情商不高,各种商不高;你背景不够,资本不够,各种不够;你还不学习?
  你高中傻乎乎的把自己家的全套钥匙送给女朋友,你以为很浪漫很抒情很温柔很韩剧?
  你不学习,你连一个钥匙串都买不起。
  你追求加内特詹姆斯科比麦蒂邓肯霍华德..
  你不学习,连一张季前赛门票都买不起。
  你想去荷兰,想去普林斯顿,想去各种地方。
  你不学习,你就继续想吧。
  别人花言巧语追女朋友,别人周末上街大包小包,别人假期飞来飞去。
  都不关我事,我要学习。
  别人逃课,兼职,游戏, 都不关我的事,我要学习。
  你说我没智商,没背景,没资本。
  没关系,我要学习。
  你说我固执,老套,OUT。
  没关系,我要学习。
  所以,学习就是一件要耐的住寂寞放的下欲望舍的得享乐的事。
  你好意思那么懒那么不守时那么吃那么玩那么啰哩叭嗦不看书么!
  你好意思穿着各种签名在校园里面游荡,你好意思整天插U盾上淘宝?

  你要学习,你要学习,你要学习!!!  



iphone5s拆机方法图解-多图 独家:iphone5s拆机方法图解--共37图 Step 1 — iPhone 5s Teardown • [size=1em]An iPhone release means a trip to the future—the iFixit teardown crew has traveled 17 hours forward in time to get the iPhone 5s early. • [size=1em]We want to send out a big thanks to our good friends at MacFixit Australia for letting us use their office in Melbourne for the teardown. They stock Mac and iPhone upgrades/accessories, and also carry ouriFixit toolkits. o [size=1em]To cover all our bases, we confirmed with our best linguists that the 5s upside-down is still the 5s. • [size=1em]Speaking of toolkits, for this teardown, we'll be using iFixit's brand-new Pro Tech Screwdriver Set. Step 2 • [size=1em]As we ready ourselves to delve into the delightful innards of the 5s, let's check out some of its tech specs: o [size=1em]Apple A7 processor with 64-bit architecture o [size=1em]M7 motion co-processor o [size=1em]16, 32, or 64 GB Storage o [size=1em]4-inch retina display with 326 ppi o [size=1em]8 MP iSight camera (with larger 1.5μ pixels) and a 1.2MP FaceTime camera. o [size=1em]Fingerprint identity sensor built into the home button o [size=1em]Available in three different colors: space gray, silver, and gooooooold (or as we call them, Not-at-all-the-Color-of-Space, Second Place Medal, and Bling!). Step 3 • [size=1em]Apple continues the everlasting trend of locking users out with pentalobular screws. Luckily, we came prepared. We whip out our trusty iPhone 5 Liberation Kit, and to our pleasant surprise, it works! • [size=1em]Unfortunately, we are ill-equipped in the color department, as we only have silver and black replacement Phillips screws. o [size=1em]We are currently involved in heavy lobbying to our product designers to create 14k gold replacement screws. They'll be $50 each and strip the first time you try to unscrew them, so they will be perfect for the iPhone. Stay posted. • [size=1em]With our iPhone 5s sufficiently liberated, it reminds us of another polka-dotted iPhone teardown coming in the near future… Step 4 • [size=1em]We're done screwing around; it's time to get this baby open! Just like last year, we enlist the help of a suction cup to free the display assembly from the rear casing. • [size=1em]Unlike last year, we make use of some gentle spudgering, just in case… Step 5 • [size=1em]Our careful spudgering paid off. At the bottom of the phone, a cable connects the Touch ID sensor in the home button to the Lightning port assembly. o [size=1em]This adds a small element of danger to disassembly, as pulling too hard on the suction cup could cause accidental damage to the cable. • [size=1em]We survive this first booby trap and swiftly disconnect the Touch ID cable connector with the help of a spudger. • [size=1em]Alas, our first peek at the internal layout of the 5s. Comparing it to the iPhone 5, we spot very few differences, the main one being the lack of a battery removal pull-tab. Step 6 • [size=1em]With our favorite screwdriver set, we remove a few metal connector covers and embark on the epic battle of battery removal. • [size=1em]The missing battery pull-tab, though seemingly innocuous, indicates a bigger problem for battery repair: glue. • [size=1em]Perhaps the "s" in 5s stands for "stuck," as in "this battery is stuck in with a lot of glue," or "I hope you didn't want to replace your battery—you're going to be stuck with this one." • [size=1em]While we'd love a tool-less battery removal as we've seen in other phones, we settle for thermal battery removal via an iOpener. • [size=1em]Holy adhesive! It appears Apple ditched the minimal adhesive in the iPhone 5 in favor of those two huge white runways of adhesive holding the 5s(tuck) battery in place. Step 7 • [size=1em]The 5s has a claimed 10 hours of talk time on 3G, but there are rumbles that iOS 7 isn't doing you any favors. • [size=1em]The gold unit from Desay Battery Co., Ltd in Huizhou, China sports a 3.8V - 5.92Wh - 1560mAh battery. Comparatively: o [size=1em]iPhone 5: 3.8 V - 1440 mAh - 5.45 Wh. Talk time: Up to 8 hours on 3G. Standby time: Up to 225 hours. o [size=1em]Samsung Galaxy S4: 3.8 V - 2600 mAh - 9.88 Wh. Talk time: up to 7 hours. Standby time: Up to 300 hours. o [size=1em]Motorola Moto X: 3.8 V - 2200 mAh - 8.4 Wh. 24 hours of "mixed usage." • [size=1em]It appears different units sport different battery manufacturers; our "space-gray" spare (right) comes to us from Simplo Technology Inc. Step 8 • [size=1em]With the battery safely removed, we turn to the next step in our disassembly journey: removing the(unchanged) 326 ppi Retina display assembly. • [size=1em]A few flicks of a spudger to disconnect the FaceTime camera, digitizer, and LCD cables, and the display is free. o [size=1em]Looking for some tech specs on the display? Well look no further! In fact, just look backwards…to the iPhone 5. Despite the trend in almost every other smartphone release, the iPhone 5s display is no bigger, better, or badder than the 5. Step 9 • [size=1em]We quickly extract the home button and Touch ID, Apple's new fingerprint scanner. Time to dust for prints! o [size=1em]A CMOS chip, the Touch ID is essentially a bunch of very small capacitors that creates an "image" of the ridges on your finger. • [size=1em]The sensor technology, developed by AuthenTecand bought by Apple a year ago, reportedly stores your fingerprints locally, so giving your iPhone the finger will not make it all the way back to Cupertino. • [size=1em]We worry about how well the sapphire crystal covering the sensor can protect it from degrading over time like most CMOS fingerprint sensors. If not, it could become a ticking time bomb, just like that super-glued battery. Step 10 • [size=1em]We uncover the iSight camera. • [size=1em]The back of the iSight camera is labeled DNL333 41WGRF 4W61W. • [size=1em]According to our good friend Jim Morrison, Vice President of the Technology Analysis Group atChipworks, "the DNL markings are consistent with the markings on the camera modules housing the Sony IMX145 we saw in the iPhone 4s and on the iPhone 5. The marks on the side of the module are different, but our industry insiders tell us this is Sony's again" • [size=1em]As Apple has stated the pixel pitch on this camera is 1.5 μ, this sensor should not be the IMX145, but a newer variant. • [size=1em]The bottom of the camera is labeled AW32 65BD 4511 b763. Step 11 • [size=1em]For those of us counting steps and comparing with last year, we're unsurprisingly right on par. • [size=1em]A great example of Apple's iterative design, the 5s shows some streamlining and optimization in its internal construction. • [size=1em]Gone are those silly antenna interconnect cables, leaving one less thing to break or get accidentally disconnected. o [size=1em]If only they had decided to move that antenna connector from the bottom of the logic board to the top... Step 12 • [size=1em]Looks like we found a Murata 339S0205 Wi-Fi module (based on the Broadcom BCM4334, according to Chipworks). • [size=1em]Again comparing our 16 and 64 GB models: o [size=1em]It seems that the Murata IC is the same between both iPhone 5s'. o [size=1em]The design of both logic boards may be identical, but slight differences in markings (e.g. 94V-0 on the rightmost, nonexistent on the leftmost) may indicate that Apple is manufacturing the 5s logic boards at multiple locations. Step 13 ¶ • [size=1em]Open ses-EMI! Behold, IC treasures identified: o [size=1em]SK Hynix H2JTDG8UD3MBR 128 Gb (16 GB) NAND Flash o [size=1em]Qualcomm PM8018 RF power management IC o [size=1em]TriQuint TQM6M6224 o [size=1em]Apple 338S1216 o [size=1em]Broadcom BCM5976 touchscreen controller o [size=1em]Texas Instruments 37C64G1 o [size=1em]Skyworks 77810 Step 14 • [size=1em]More ICs! o [size=1em]Skyworks 77355 o [size=1em]Avago A790720 o [size=1em]Avago A7900 o [size=1em]Apple 338S120L • [size=1em]A super-awesome thanks to the Chipworks team for helping us decode and discern these delightful devices! Step 15 • [size=1em]Turning our attention to the backside of the logic board: o [size=1em]Apple A7 APL0698 SoC (based on thisMacRumors post, the markings F8164A1PD indicate the RAM is likely 1GB) o [size=1em]Qualcomm MDM9615M LTE Modem o [size=1em]Qualcomm WTR1605LLTE/HSPA+/CDMA2K/TDSCDMA/EDGE/GPS transceiver. • [size=1em]As we search for a much-anticipated M7 coprocessor, we begin to wonder if it actually is a separate IC, or if it is additional functionality built into the A7. o [size=1em]Maybe the "M" stands for "magical," the M7 is invisible, and Apple does use pixie dust to hold the device together. Or perhaps the "M" stands for "marketing"… o [size=1em]Update: the M7 has been found! • [size=1em]Our A7 was fabbed in July. Step 16 • [size=1em]It's time to investigate the new kid on the block, and it's fly like an A7. Along with the fingerprint sensor, the A7 is a major enticement for consumers to pick the 5s over the 5c. • [size=1em]The A7 is advertised as providing twice the performance of the 5 (and 5c)'s A6 processor. o [size=1em]The switch to the A7 marks the first use of a 64-bit processor in a smartphone. Based on AnandTech's review, it seems that the bulk of the A7's performance gains do not come from any advantages inherent to a 64-bit architecture, but rather from the switch from the outdated ARMv7 instruction set to the newly-designed ARMv8. o [size=1em]The modern ARMv8 instruction set was designed for a 64-bit architecture. It does away with the legacy support of the last 20 years, which increases efficiency, improving performance without sacrificing battery life. • [size=1em]We'll have to wait until we get inside the chip to find out who manufactured it. Step 17 • [size=1em]Time for your close-up, selfie cam! • [size=1em]A few screws hold the 1.2MP FaceTime camera in place. • [size=1em]While the updated pixel size in the iSight camera may get a lot of attention, DIY paparazzi is what bling iPhones are all about. Step 18 • [size=1em]The lower peripherals on the 5s look very similar to those in the 5, though the speaker assembly comes out with slightly more ease in this iteration. • [size=1em]With the speaker assembly out, the headphone jack/microphone/Lightning connector assembly comes out easily. o [size=1em]As with previous generations, you will have to replace multiple components at once, since the design is not modular. Step 19 • [size=1em]We find another hardware update: the new dual flash. • [size=1em]White and amber LEDs sit by the camera to balance the flash-induced ghostly tones of night-life photography. Step 20 • [size=1em]iPhone 5s Repairability: 6 out of 10 (10 is easiest to repair) • [size=1em]Just like in the iPhone 5, the display assembly is the first component out of the phone, simplifying screen replacements. • [size=1em]The battery is still fairly easy to access, even though it's not technically "user replaceable." • [size=1em]The battery has lost the 5's convenient pull tab, and gained more resilient adhesive—it now requires heat and prying to remove. • [size=1em]The fingerprint sensor cable could be easily ripped out of its socket if a user is not careful while opening the phone. • [size=1em]The iPhone 5s still uses Pentalobe screws on the exterior, making the 5s difficult to open. • [size=1em]The front glass, digitizer, and LCD are all one component, thereby increasing cost of repair.
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