一个关于xbody的古老故事

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

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There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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Moral of the story: People who use their brains would say 'If I don't do it, Nobody will!'

尤其是大公司／机构，臃肿庞杂，办事拖沓，容易产生这样的问题。