无奈,愚公就种了一根葫芦,生出7个葫芦娃,葫芦7兄弟勇斗妖精,最后和在一起化作一个大山再次将妖精镇压……!
愚公哭了,你们TM在玩我
2、唐僧历尽千辛万苦累计九九八十一难终于来到西天。
凌霄宝殿上,如来合掌问道,唐僧,终于修成正果,如今看到台上众菩萨有可感想。
唐僧不敢抬头凝视,只好低头细细扫描了一番,只见众菩萨婀娜多姿,炫目刺眼,一时语塞,支支吾吾的答道:“台上,台上的24位女嘉宾晚上好。”
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大师想了想说:“《无间道》吧。”
我说:“你是说我的人生是在好人与坏人间纠结交错中选择吧?”
大师微微一笑说:“我是说你的人生这部电影里没有女主角……”
4、问:“如果神赠予你9999亿9999万9999元的财产,你想要什么?”
普通人:“房产、地皮、豪车、游艇、专机、名牌、帅锅、美女、上街撒钱玩……”
强迫症患者:“还想再要一块钱。”
5、少妇请大师算彩票。大师掐指:你出国几次?4次。
几个孩子?
2个。
今年读了几本书?
5本。
每月跟老公几次?
少妇羞红:2次。
至今有过几次外遇?
少妇愠怒:我是良家!
大师:那最后一个数是0,彩票号是42520 。
两天后中奖号码开出42529。
少妇痛悔:哎!果然不能对大师撒谎啊。