当你好不容易,找到如何脱离电子教室的控制时(心里美滋滋呢)
当你开防火墙时
当你拔网线时
当你开任务管理器时
Surprise Mother F**k
蓝上加蓝,blue上加蓝,蓝上加blue,blue上加blue 感觉极度舒适,让人十分想“口吐芬芳”
蓝屏到你怀疑人生,机房什么时候变得这么变态了?
还让不让人玩电脑了!?!!
当你准备看♂片时,也不能安心啊!
F ∗ ∗ K ! ! ! F**K!!! F∗∗K!!!
这就是传说中的 ,学生机房管理助手干的!(简直就是反人类的软件)
就是它!☝☝☝☝
那么,如何干掉它呢?(好问题,值得探讨)
首先,你得有一个任务管理器。。。
但是,如果你说像这样
☟请看下图
像我们学校这样。。。尬的很啊。。
不过没关系,找不到进程就算了!
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taskkill.exe啊!部分 学校思考的比较周密,taskkill.exe都给删了啊啊啊。
于是这里给出友链,可以去这个网站下载
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注意:没给广告费!没给广告费!没给广告费!
下载之后,把
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taskkill.exe放到C:\Windows\System32里边
之后,该上代码了!
我给他起名:
- 机房颓废助手
#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#include<windows.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
system("pause");
system("taskkill /im ExamClientAgentMK.exe /f");
system("taskkill /im jcctzx.exe /f");
system("taskkill /im spoolsv.exe /f");
system("taskkill /im srvany.exe /f");
system("taskkill /im syszm.exe /f");
system("taskkill /im udwchk.exe /f");
system("pause");
system("cls");
while(1){
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
system("color 1a");
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
Sleep(100);
system("color 2b");
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
Sleep(100);
system("color 3c");
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
Sleep(100);
system("color 4d");
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
Sleep(100);
system("color 5e");
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
Sleep(100);
system("color 89");
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
Sleep(100);
system("color 82");
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
Sleep(100);
system("color e9");
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
cout<<"我是机房里最靓的仔"<<endl;
}
return 0;
}
代码很简单,大家应该都看的懂(搞Van之后还会有个靓仔特效)
运行之后,你就会发现!
再也不用怕蓝屏啦~~~
感觉异常舒服!
可以插u盘了!
可以拔网线了!
可以关进程了!
妈妈再也不用担心我上课腐不了了!
好了这篇blog快乐结束~~
不过这种东西还是少用比较好,要乖乖学习♂啊
最后补一句,这种软件,会经常更新的,记得常回来看看
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