There once was a data miner
Who was quite the model designer
He used Naive Bayes with gumption
And even with the independence assumption
Managed to predict an attriter!
Curse Bonferroni
The harder I look for it
The less it is real
“I’m a little surprised, with such extensive experience in predictive analysis, you should’ve known we wouldn’t hire you. ”
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