A funny Story

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一位80岁的老人在年度体检中告诉医生自己从未感觉如此之好，并透露他的年轻妻子怀孕了。医生回应了一个猎人的故事，以此来暗示事情可能并非如老人所想的那么简单。

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better! ” he replies. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that”?

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he’s in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him.”

“That’s impossible! Someone else must of shot that bear.”

“Exactly!”