Software Test Professional (zz)-优快云博客

本文通过诙谐幽默的方式概述了一位软件测试专家的专业技能和个人经验。从掌握各种编程语言如COBOL到JavaScript，再到精通数学原理和概率分布，作者展现了其在功能性、行为性和结构性测试方面的深厚功底。此外，他还熟悉多种测试工具和敏捷等测试方法论，并能够区分不同类型的开发者心态。

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I am the very model of a software Test Professional,
I’ve information computational, logical, informational,
I know the current thinking, and I type in codes commercial,
From COBOL to Javascript, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with problems mathematical,
I boundary test equations, using latest testing oracles,
About probability distributions I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
With many cheerful tests for the square of the hypotenuse.
I’m very good at identifying behaviour anomalous;
My defects address issues, the sublime and the ridiculous:
In short, in testing behavioral, functional and structural,
I am the very model of a Software Test Professional,

I execute my tests, both the structured and the complete ad hoc’s;
My regression is useful, I’ve no time for silly paradox,
I promote a mantra of stability, usability, reliability,
I know all the programs as-designed peculiarities;
I can tell minor typos from nasty bugs and show-stoppers,
I know the various moods of all of the developers!
I know all the testing tools from Quality Centre to Selenium,
The in-house, the free, the cheap and the premium.
I have worked in Agile and other testing methodologies,
And have ranted on blogs – please accept my apologies:
In short, in testing behavioural, functional and structural,
I am the very model of a Software Test Professional,

-Robert Healy