Here's something I found on the web... a little humour for all the computer enthusiasts out there.
Computers
must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal
logic. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message "Bad
command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know
why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." Even
the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later
retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. ~Author Unknown
Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that
if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better
model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big
power surges knock them out for the rest of the day. ~Author Unknown