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09-01
Care and diligence bring luck. 谨慎和勤奋,带来好运气.

09-16 11:00
chanlder: Yes, $2000 exactlyl. How did you know that
Joey: I know how much you used to make, and I know how much your rent is.
chanlder: oh, okay.
Joey: I am on fire.

Chanlder: listen,this is really nice. Did u write a check to Monica for $2000?
Did Monica borrow from you?
Joey: Kind of.

chanlder: I can't believe her.
chanlder: Did she tell you we were having money problems?

Joey: No,no,no. It wasn't because of your money problems. it was for something for her.

chanlder: what ?
Joey: Something personal

chanlder: What would she get for $2000 that she wouldn't tell me about?
Joey: Boob job.

chanlder: What? That's ridiculous. She doesn't need a boob job.
chanlder: Why wouldn't she tell me about it?

Joey: She was afraid you wouldn't be supportive.
chanlder: I'm not.
Joey: She knows u well.
Joey: You can't tell her that you know. I swore I wouldn't tell.
chanlder: A boob job? She doesn't need that. That's crazy.

Mark与Phoebe的对话,对婚姻有阴影的男人

Mark: I love u very much. But I never want to get married again.
feibi: Wow.
Mark: it's just, my first marriage was..
Mark: u know, such a disaster that i kind of lost faith in the whole idea.
(太糟糕了,我已经对婚姻失去了信心了)

Phoebe: Was is that bad?
Mark: At one point, near the end. she deliberately defecated on my..
Phoebe: Okay, well, that's bad. Yeah.
Phoebe: But don't u think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps..
Phoebe: a blood who always uses the toilet?
Phoebe: Except for once in the ocean.

Mark: Look, it's not about who I would marry.
Mark: I was certain the first time i got married it'd last forever. i was wrong.
feibi: But,it just..
Mark: Look,Phoebe, it's not about u,I just never want to get married again.I'm sorry.

Phoebe: wow
Mark: Are u okay with that? If not, maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
Phoebe: No. Oh, I definitely don't want to get married.
Phoebe: I just wanted do make sure u didn't want to ,too.
Mark: haha
Phoebe: Because if we move in and u start changing your mind,there is gonna be hell to pay,mister.
Mark: Trust me.
Phoebe: I will never..
Mark: I get that.Yeah.

09-17 00:18 to review that , remember

09-21 00:25
Chanlder: It means that we can keep trying..
but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Monica: Oh,my God
Chanlder: I'm sorry
Monica: I'm sorry too.
Chanlder: Well,we're gonna figure this out. 我们会想出办法的。
Monica: I know

Honest mistake 无心之举

09-23 30:25
Mark: Is it okay if i hug you now? 拥抱你
Phoebe: oh, yes.Give me a warm hug

09-24 47:20
Professor Klarik, we're in the middle of a conversation here.