《星际迷航》系列电影中，斯波克的出生场景即将上演，但粉丝们更希望看到他如何被创造出来。文章探讨了 Vulcans 婚姻和 Ponfarr 这一极为私密的事项，以及人类母亲和 Vulcan 父亲如何可能受孕。同时，剧中每个人物的生理特征都统一，没有异于常人的表现。此外，文中还提到了 Penny 在使用电子邮件时遇到的问题。
The Bat Jar Conjecture
HOWARD
Ohh,more details about the new Star Trek film.There's going go be a scene depicting Spock's birth.
RAJESH
I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.
SHELDON
Oh,please,.For Vulcans,mating,or,if you will,Pon farr...it's an extremely private matter.
LEONARD
Still,I'd like to know the details.His mother was human.His father was Vulcan.They couldn't just conceive.
HOWARD
Maybe they had to go to a clinic.Can you imagine Spock's Dad in a little room with a copy of Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears?
RAJESH
How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same?No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk,'Hey,get your thing out of my nose.'
PENNY
Hi.Can you help me?I was writing an e-mail and the A key got stuck.Now it's just going,'Aaaaah.'
LEONARD
What did you spill on it?
PENNY
Nothing.Diet Coke.And yogurt.And a little nail polish.
LEONARD
Gentleman,switching to local nerd news,Fishman,Chen,Chaudury and McNair aren't fielding a team in the university Physics Bowl this year.
LEONARD
You're kidding.Why not?
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