won--now
satin--stain
a net--neat
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dormitory=dirty room
a gentleman=elegant man
debit card=bad credit
desperation=A rope ends it
snooze alarms=Alas! No more Z's
Statue of Liberty=built to stay free
election results=Lies! Let's recount
slot machines=Cash lost in 'em
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Tom Crusie=So I'm cuter
Kelly Osbourne=one bulky loser
Justin Timberlake=I'm a jerk, but listen!
Britney Spears=best PR in years