玩转代码：32个有趣的代码注释

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代码注释是一种用“高级”英语陈述，描述程序将要做什么的“艺术”。有人嫌它丑，也有人觉得它还蛮有用的。

 

但还有一些“闷骚”的程序猿，早已把代码注释玩儿出了花。玩梗、吐槽、画画……还有什么是他们不能做的？

下面一起来欣赏一些有趣的代码注释吧~

注意：内容很长，毫不严肃，仅供消遣！

 

i++; //increment i

 

// Magic. Do not touch.

 

return 1; # returns 1

 

return null; //Not really null

 

// sometimes I believe compilerignores all my comments

 

// I am not responsible of thiscode.// They made me write it, against my will.

 

// I dedicate all this code, all mywork, to my wife, Darlene, who //will have to support me and our three childrenand the dog once it //gets released into the public.

# To understand recursion, see thebottom of this fileAt the bottom of the file# To understand recursion, see thetop of this file

//// Dear maintainer://// Once you are done trying to  optimize  this routine,// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,// please increment the following counter as a warning// to the next guy://// total_hours_wasted_here = 42

//private instance variable forstoring agepublic static int age;

//Dear future me. Please forgiveme.//I can t even begin to express how sorry I am.

#define TRUE FALSE//Happy debugging suckers

//open lid
//take sh!t
//close lidComments for a File open, data dump, file close…

/* You are not meant to understandthis */

const int TEN=10; // As if thevalue of 10 will fluctuate...

//When I wrote this, only God and Iunderstood what I was doing//Now, God only knows

/** TODO: Remove this function
function remove($customer_id)    {       $this->Customer->remove($id);    }
*/

// I m sorry.

// drunk, fix later

// I am not responsible of thiscode.

//This code sucks, you know it andI know it.

/* Please work */

 

// I have to find a better job

 

// Joe is sorryA few hundred lineslater...// Harry is sorry too

 

Catch (Exception e) { //who cares?}

 

// IE7 update. this is still badcode, but IE8 is probably a long way off :)

 

#Christmas tree initializer     toConnect = []     toRead =   [ ]     toWrite = [    ]      primes = [     ]     responses = {}     remaining = {}

 

// Remove this if you wanna befired

 

// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Loginscreen// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my a