最常见的20个答案(ZZ)

当用户或者同事反映你的程序运行有问题时，你的第一反应是什么？最近在网上看到一个帖子，列举了出现频率最高的20个回答，很有意思，虽然原文是英文，但是很好懂，贴出来共享一下。

The Top 20 replies why developed product/programs do not work:

20."That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One reply by programmers/developers and Companies when
their programs don't work:

1. "It works on my machine."