A JOKE (from Reader's Digest, Polish Ed.)

斯坦尼斯瓦夫在生命最后时刻被亲人围绕,他告诉家人一个秘密:年轻时享受生活,后听从朋友建议结婚生子。如今他发现即使卧病在床也不觉口渴,巧妙地回应了当初的担忧。

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POLAND

 

Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones.

 

As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers,"I must tell you my greatest secret."

 

His family urges him to go on.

 

"Before I got married, I had it all,"Stanislaw explains."Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money.

 

But a good friend warned me, 'Get married and start a family. Otherwise, no one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you're on your deathbed.'

 

So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds.

 

And now here we are.

 

And you know what?"

 

"What?"

 

"I'm not even thirsty!"

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