no one wears clothes

本文通过一个具有透视功能的游戏引入,探讨了人们在日常生活中所展现的形象与真实的自我之间的差异。作者通过对公交车上人群的想象,幽默地揭示了外表与内在的真实状态。

//2007-10-22 14:48

no one wears clothes

很久以前就想写这篇文章了.

记得上大一的时候玩过一个老外制作的Flash游戏,游戏的内容是:玩家拿着一个具有透视功能的望远镜来观察一个火热派对里面的男男女女,看看他/她们每个人隐藏在衣服下面的真实情况,十分有趣.

现在每天上班下班,走在路上,站在公车里,看着车内车外来来往往的行人,男女老幼,形形色色. 让我不由的想起了那个Flash游戏. 透过衣服的真实世界会是个什么样子呢?

在潇洒漂亮的衣服掩饰下,男人们都正气凛然,衣冠楚楚,自信满满; 女士们都窈窕淑女,挺胸抬头,落落大方.

在衣服下面掩盖的,却是另一番情形.

公车上衣冠楚楚的男人们下垂的penis随着车子左右晃动,各式各样: 黝黑的,白嫩的,萎缩的,挺拔的,红润的,割了包皮的,性病流脓的,长长的放下会拖在地上必须盘在腰上的,短短的拿着袜子塞在内裤里充数的,想贴在前面女人屁股上的,内裤勒着难受的,憋着尿的,长了疮的.

女士们干净美丽的同时,她们的bubby也随着车子上下跳动着,凌琅满目: 大的,小的,高耸的,下垂的,白嫩的,黝黑的,饱满充盈的,偏平褶皱的,注胶水隆起来的,插水垫变大的,特意挤出来乳沟的,昨晚被捏痛了的,感觉痒痒想挠挠的. 同时她们的身体也各具神采:肥胖的,纤细的,肚子上带着赘肉的,体态优美的,吃出来恐龙腿的,丰满细长的. 臀部是女性最有魅力的地方之一,在裤子或裙子的掩盖下,富有弹性的,性感高跷的,干扁无肉的,松弛下垂的一摊碳氢氧化合物都忍受着地心引力,无聊的呆在她们身上. 一切都掩盖着美好的和不美好的.

还有茂盛的pubes,稀疏的pubes,成年的pubes,未成年的pubes,中年的pubes,老年的pubes,被剃干净的pubes,遍了小辫的pubes.

公车上的大家都抬着头看着前方,看看他/她们的表情.

然后大家下车去上学工作,去和不同年龄段的异性面对面打量交流,然后坐下,站起来,上厕所,吃饭,出去玩,走在大街上,看美女帅哥,思考,看衣服,看玩具,漂亮潇洒,自得其乐. 众目睽睽,没有人知道你衣服下的真实情况.

but no one wears clothes, just open your eyes.

7-2 Stack of Hats 分数 25 作者 CHEN, Yue 单位 浙江大学 hats.JPG PATers believe that wearing hats makes them look handsome, so wherever they go, everyone of them would wear a hat. One day they came to a restaurant, a waiter collected their hats and piled them up. But then when they were ready to leave, they had to face a stack of hats as shown by the above figure. So your job is to help them line up so that everyone can pick up his/her hat one by one in order without any trouble. It is known that every hat has a unique size, which is related to the weight of its owner -- that is, the heavier one wears larger hat. Input Specification: Each input file contains one test case. For each case, the first line contains a positive number N (≤10 4 ) which is the number of PATers. The next line gives N distinct sizes of the hats, which are positive numbers no more than 10 5 . The sizes correspond to the hats from bottom up on the stack. Finally in the last line, N distinct weights are given, correspond to the hat owners numbered from 1 to N. The weights are positive numbers no more than 10 6 . All the numbers in a line are separated by spaces. Output Specification: For each test case, print in a line the indices of the hat owners in the order of picking up their hats. All the numbers must be separated by exactly 1 space, and there must be no extra space at the beginning or the end of the line. Sample Input: 10 12 19 13 11 15 18 17 14 16 20 67 90 180 98 87 105 76 88 150 124 Sample Output: 3 4 8 6 10 2 1 5 9 7 Hint: The 1st hat has the largest size 20, hence must correspond to the one with the largest weight, which is the 3rd one of weight 180. So No.3 must go first. The 2nd hat has the 6th smallest size 16, hence corresponds to the 6th smallest weight, which is 98. So No.4 is the next to go. And so on so forth. 代码长度限制 16 KB 时间限制 400 ms 内存限制 64 MB 栈限制 8192 KB
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