6个变态的C语言写的Hello World

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& ]5 ], w! m/ /; o4 h 下面的六个程序 片段主要完成这些事情：! a# {1 j& c$ T: U

# L) ?, x: x9 q: J# a, ^( o& L1 V 输出Hello, World
- t1 @1 R. d* c) Z, C5 u# b 混乱C语言的源代码（加密 源代码，嘿嘿） 8 ?% h) |9 E4 {
下面的所有程序都可以在GCC下编译通过，只有最后一个需要动用C++的编译器g++才能编程通过。# T; ^: Z1 G+ G# /7 }
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hello1.c. H8 G) d6 k5 l9 q

$ J& d; n" m: ~9 K #define _________ }
# I, q5 P& ?( i #define ________ putchar
8 Y) d0 O: |9 E9 P #define _______ main& S0 n, l, m' S$ u# b& Q5 ^
#define _(a) ________(a);7 G, ]+ g8 a$ ~
#define ______ _______(){* Q" @0 e) S$ e* r( ^
#define __ ______ _(0x48)_(0x65)_(0x6C)_(0x6C)* K0 o1 Q* K) }7 `6 e8 y
#define ___ _(0x6F)_(0x2C)_(0x20)_(0x77)_(0x6F)8 L4 @1 q" E$ o
#define ____ _(0x72)_(0x6C)_(0x64)_(0x21)
# l6 ?( C/ M* s' n2 d #define _____ __ ___ ____ _________
7 /! a. h, }; J$ D' `. B9 [ #include <stdio.h>; m% T9 n. S9 v" b' [
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, e6 R" r: r8 ] #include <stdio.h>
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int x=0,y[14],*z=&y;*(z++)=0x48;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x1D;
/& r, I V/ d' o2 Q *(z++)=y[x++]+0x07;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x00;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x03;2 K& z' c. ~/ ]; Y: B
*(z++)=y[x++]-0x43;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x0C;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x57;4 v) P; J1 R" p3 R9 n1 p
*(z++)=y[x++]-0x08;*(z++)=y[x++]+0x03;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x06;* U t7 M+ L1 E/ C- }, @
*(z++)=y[x++]-0x08;*(z++)=y[x++]-0x43;*(z++)=y[x]-0x21;: p/ h# P, A; Z8 G
x=*(--z);while(y[x]!=NULL)putchar(y[x++]);$ i' ?. `2 S+ m$ k, ]# }* b
}
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#include <stdio.h>' X+ I/ D( g$ u+ _# F" G/ k" N
#define __(a) goto a;
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4 /" l1 M" [* r8 Z0 J #define _(a,b) ___(a) __(b);
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{ _:__(t)a:_('r',g)b:_('$',p)
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l:_('H',l)m:_('X',i)n:_('!',k)* M( k- L3 }: c5 N) F q- w
o:_('z',q)p:_('q',b)q:_(',',d)' J& w; V) d% F) @3 Z
r:_('i',l)s:_('w',v)t:_('H',j)
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H3 _' Z1 u ^" X x:_('l',c)y:_('/t',g)z:___(0x0)}
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int n[]={0x48,( F7 {6 J( t( ?" w$ q1 A5 ?
0x65,0x6C,0x6C,
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0x77,0x6F,0x72,
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0 V, f) P% U, W6 [( Y' ^ 0x0A,0x00},*m=n;
$ d3 G' @1 b6 ~7 Q main(n){putchar
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(m++):exit(n++);}
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main(){int i,n[]={(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<
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1<<1)<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))+ (10 W5 o) L0 J$ u, [
<<(1>>1))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<< (15 h" G. V2 e! E8 K& o
<<1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))- ((1
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<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1" w5 g1 m9 `6 y- a
)))-((1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))),(((1<<1)<< (1' H8 q% J, l8 K/ Z' @' ]" [4 H! d& A
<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(
6 k* W' L5 s- B4 B4 T. T9 z# X 1<<(1>>1)))-(1<<(1>>1))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1
9 @7 P& `) m7 s. R4 A )<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))5 a/ k) s# R1 c9 v5 `- j7 y6 Y
-((1<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))),((1<<1)<< (1<<1)
* G1 Z4 `' O! E <<(1<<1)),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<
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1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1)<<(1<<1))-((1<<1)<< (1; I0 o' H( z0 ^$ z( j
<<1)<<(1<<(1>>1)))-(1<<(1>>1))), (((1<<1
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1<<1)<<(1<<1)<< (1<<1))-((1<<1)<< (1<<1)
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(((1<<1)<< (1<<1)<<(1<<1)<< (1<<1))- ((1
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1)))), (((1<<1)<<(1<<1) <<(1<<1))+(1<<(11 I( G8 t5 Q. P" |! /5 M) @7 ?
>>1))),(((1<<1)<<(1<<1))+((1<<1)<< (1<<(
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))) + (1<<1)); i++) printf("%c",n); }; H3 r( Z* a3 i: ?
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下面的程序只能由C++的编译器编译（比如：g++）
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#define _(_) putchar(_);1 ~% w, X# b6 e6 K
int main(void){int i = 0;_(
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