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def parse_text():
html_element = etree.HTML(text)
print(etree.tostring(html_element).decode('utf-8')) # 字符串的解析
def parse_file():
html2 = etree.parse('file3.html')
print(etree.tostring(html2).decode('utf-8')) # 字符串的解析
"""
笔记：
1，标准的html字符串 etree.HTML(text) print(etree.tostring(html2).decode('utf-8'))
2，解析HTML文件，使用lxml.etree.parse进行解析，这个函数默认使用的是XML解析器，所以如果碰到一些不规范的'HTML'代码的时候就会解析错误，
这时候就要自己创建'HTML'解析器
"""
def parse_lago_file():
"""
:return: 处理不规则的html
"""
parser = etree.HTMLParser(encoding='utf-8')
htmlElement = etree.parse('lagou.html', parser=parser)
print(etree.tostring(htmlElement, encoding='utf-8').decode('utf-8'))
if __name__ == '__main__':
parse_text()
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