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本文包含了一系列幽默的对话和趣味问答，通过轻松愉快的方式探讨了一些有趣的话题。其中包括关于肌肉的趣谈以及一段发生在一家书店里的搞笑对话。

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penisss and enlarge it."

three drunk friends made a bet whoever can make their wives scream the longest during sex win 1000.next day when they met.
first guy:I made love to my wife 2.5hours and she screaming for 1.5hours;
second guy:I licked my wife for 2hours and she was screaming whole time and even 1/2hour after I was done;
third guy:that’s nothing,I made love to my wife 10mins and I came twice,wipe my dick on the curtain and my wife still screming at me up to now!

Q:what is the strongest muscle?
A:the tongue—it can raise a woman’s hips.
Q:what is the lightest muscle?
A:the penis—it can be raised by a tongue.

六、短文寫作〈10分〉
請用簡單的字彙，寫一篇日常對話式的短文，文章須含：
"Are you kidding?" 以及"No,I am serious!"，
並將文章翻譯成中文。
〈某張答案卷〉
Kidding Wang and Serious Wang are sisters who have a bookstore.
One day, the telephone in their store is ringing
Serious : This is Wang's bookstore May I help you?
Customer:Are you kidding?
Serious:No, I am serious!