动物园的大象有糖尿病，但他偷吃了苹果，管理员问他"今天吃了几个苹果?"，大象说"3个"．女朋友骑在大象背上，这时，有人过来问她，需要饮料吗？ 女朋友回答："如果可以的话，我想要无糖可乐"．这时大象踩到一只手机，问："那是谁的手机?"．我们路过一棵大树，我看到Richard在树上，我于是问他，"Richard,你在上面做什么?"，女朋友注意到Richard，说他很象某个电影里那个傲慢的家伙，问我象不象？"他是谁？老实说，我不那么喜欢他．"天很快要黑了，女朋友说，她答应父母，8:00pm要回家，我说，你又不是小孩子，干吗那么听话？女朋友说"一个人应该信守诺言，否则没有人会相信他"．
04 How many apples did you eat today ?
05 If it is possible, I'd like to have a Diet Coke.
06 Whose cellular phone is this anyway?
07 Richard, what are you doing up there?
08 Who is that? To tell the truth, I don't like him that much.
09 One should keep one's promise, otherwise no one will trust him or her.
04 How many apples did you eat today ?
05 If it is possible, I'd like to have a Diet Coke.
06 Whose cellular phone is this anyway?
07 Richard, what are you doing up there?
08 Who is that? To tell the truth, I don't like him that much.
09 One should keep one's promise, otherwise no one will trust him or her.
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