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原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2022/06/20/笑话理解之round/index.html目录Your roundYour roundTwo fat blokes sitting in a pub, one say to the other, "Your round!"The other replies, "So are you, you fat bastard!"Your round 听起来很

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2022/06/11/笑话理解之potential/index.htmlWhat did the physicist say to the young man who was about to jump off the Empire State building?Don’t do it. You have so much potential.potential 既有 潜能 也有 势能 的意思。帝国大厦那么高，势能确实很多.

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/05/17/笑话理解之birds-and-bees/index.html目录birds and beesbirds and beesA father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees."I don't want to know!" Little Johnny sa

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/05/17/笑话理解之pull-out/index.html目录why don't big planes have baby planes?"why don't big planes have baby planes?"A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chica

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/05/07/笑话理解之change/index.html目录no changeno changeA man was rushed in to hospital yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.They are keeping him in for observation on his condition

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/04/26/笑话理解之cunt/index.html目录sad life of a penissad life of a penisThe sad life a penis: "I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, and my relatives are nuts, my neighbo

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/04/26/笑话理解之devil/index.html目录scared devil out of peoplescared devil out of peopleSome ecclesiastical gentlemen -- a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others -- were waiting outside t

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/04/26/笑话理解之movie/index.html目录Where do cows go on Friday night?Where do cows go on Friday night?Where do cows go on Friday night?To the moo-vies.movies:电影moo-vies: 咩咩叫比赛...

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/03/09/笑话理解之seeman/index.htmlWhat do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?They've both swallowed a lot of semen.see men, semen 傻傻分不清楚

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/02/24/笑话理解之denomination/index.html目录Buy stampsBuy stampsA woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What denomination?" asks the clerk."Oh, good heavens

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/02/24/笑话理解之nail/index.html目录Nailed itNailed itnail 是 钉牢 的意思，但是 nailed it 是 搞定 的意思

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/02/24/笑话理解之bday/index.html目录bday or ddaybday or ddaybday 指 生日, D-day 特指 诺曼底登陆

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/02/01/笑话理解之letter/index.html目录envelopeenvelopeWhat starts with "e", ends with "e", and contains one letter?An envelope.letter 既有 字母 的意思，也有 信封 的意思。...

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/01/25/笑话理解之bark/index.html目录BarkBarkTeacher: "What do we call the outer part of a tree?"Pupil: "Don't know Miss!"Teacher: "Bark, silly, bark!"Pupil: "Woof, woof!"Bark 既有 树皮 的意思，

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/12/21/笑话理解之hotwater/index.html目录How are men like noodles?How are men like noodles?How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.这个双关比较

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/12/21/笑话理解之leak/index.html目录have a leakhave a leakOne day a man was at a hotel and had a leak in his sink.So, he calls the front desk and says: "I have a leak."Then the front desk pe

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/12/21/笑话理解之major/index.html目录A flat majorA flat majorWhat do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?A flat major.major 即表示 音乐中的大调 也有 空军少校 的意思。...

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/12/09/笑话理解之hearing/index.html目录The Hearing ProblemThe Hearing ProblemIn a church one Sunday morning a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/12/09/笑话理解之mature/index.html目录The difference between government bonds and menThe difference between government bonds and menWhat's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/11/26/笑话理解之fly/index.html目录fly and pussyfly and pussyThere was aflylooking at somefoodin a river. The fly thought, "If I go down, I can get the food!"There was a fish looking at ...

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/11/13/笑话理解之swallow/index.html目录The bird of true love?The bird of true love?If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?The swallow.Swallow 是燕子，因为燕子是一种选择终身伴侣的鸟类，只

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/09/10/笑话理解之smart/index.html目录The difference between blonde and light bulbThe difference between blonde and light bulbWhat's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?THe light bu

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2019/06/09/笑话理解之screw/index.html目录The TWIST Gamescrew for door hingeThe TWIST GameIn the Spring of 1957, Bobby, a real cool cat with his own wheels, went to pick up his date."Carrie's not r

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/30/笑话理解之hebrews/index.html目录who should brew the coffeewho should brew the coffeeA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/27/笑话理解之court/index.html目录The first tennis match in BibleThe first tennis match in BibleWhere is the first tennis matching mentioned in the Bible?When Joseph served in Pharaoh's cour

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/27/笑话理解之affair/index.html目录Fishing JokesFishing Jokes"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend."Why shouldn't I?"

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/27/笑话理解之bricklayer/index.html目录What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?What do you get if you cross a chic

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/27/笑话理解之on-the-house/index.htmlHow do you get a blonde on the roof?Tell her drinks are on the house.on the house 不是在房子上的意思，而是 免费 的意思。

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/18/笑话理解之jet/index.html目录private jetprivate jetjet 即有 喷气式飞机 的意思，也有 喷嘴 的意思。

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/07/17/笑话理解之blow/index.htmlWhat's the difference between your paycheck and your dict?You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!blow 有 挥霍 的意思，另一个意思 blowjob, 你懂得。...

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/07/17/笑话理解之crane/index.html目录What kind of bird can carry the most weight?What kind of bird can carry the most weight?What kind of bird can carry the most weight?The crane!crane 即可以表

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/07/17/笑话理解之cum/index.html目录How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?Ring

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/07/17/笑话理解之honey/index.html目录What did the bee say to the flower?What did the bee say to the flower?What did the bee say to the flower?Hello honey!honey: 蜂蜜, 爱人...

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2019/06/09/笑话理解之lay/index.html目录Three NunsWhy do chickens lay eggsThree NunsThree Italian nuns die and go to heaven.At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.He says, "Sisters, you a

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/06/22/笑话理解之divide与multiply/index.htmlOne attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/05/19/笑话理解之channel/index.html目录English ChannelEnglish ChannelTeacher: "Where is the English Channel?"Pupil: "I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!"Channel 有海峡的意思， English Channel

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/05/05/笑话理解之multiplication/index.html目录Love MultiplicationLove MultiplicationMrs. Johnson the elementary school math teacher was hav...