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笑话理解之Round
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2022/06/20/笑话理解之round/index.html目录Your roundYour roundTwo fat blokes sitting in a pub, one say to the other, "Your round!"The other replies, "So are you, you fat bastard!"Your round 听起来很原创 2022-06-20 21:16:47 · 144 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Potential
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2022/06/11/笑话理解之potential/index.htmlWhat did the physicist say to the young man who was about to jump off the Empire State building?Don’t do it. You have so much potential.potential 既有 潜能 也有 势能 的意思。帝国大厦那么高,势能确实很多.原创 2022-06-11 22:13:22 · 170 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Birds and bees
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/05/17/笑话理解之birds-and-bees/index.html目录birds and beesbirds and beesA father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees."I don't want to know!" Little Johnny sa原创 2021-05-17 21:51:25 · 276 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Pull out
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/05/17/笑话理解之pull-out/index.html目录why don't big planes have baby planes?"why don't big planes have baby planes?"A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chica原创 2021-05-17 21:50:21 · 303 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Change
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/05/07/笑话理解之change/index.html目录no changeno changeA man was rushed in to hospital yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.They are keeping him in for observation on his condition原创 2021-05-07 19:29:55 · 221 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Cunt
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/04/26/笑话理解之cunt/index.html目录sad life of a penissad life of a penisThe sad life a penis: "I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, and my relatives are nuts, my neighbo原创 2021-04-26 20:34:06 · 1099 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Devil
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/04/26/笑话理解之devil/index.html目录scared devil out of peoplescared devil out of peopleSome ecclesiastical gentlemen -- a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others -- were waiting outside t原创 2021-04-26 20:33:01 · 126 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之movie
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/04/26/笑话理解之movie/index.html目录Where do cows go on Friday night?Where do cows go on Friday night?Where do cows go on Friday night?To the moo-vies.movies:电影moo-vies: 咩咩叫比赛...原创 2021-04-26 20:31:55 · 156 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Seeman
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/03/09/笑话理解之seeman/index.htmlWhat do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?They've both swallowed a lot of semen.see men, semen 傻傻分不清楚原创 2021-03-09 08:47:34 · 123 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Denomination
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/02/24/笑话理解之denomination/index.html目录Buy stampsBuy stampsA woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What denomination?" asks the clerk."Oh, good heavens原创 2021-02-24 12:12:36 · 133 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Nail
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/02/24/笑话理解之nail/index.html目录Nailed itNailed itnail 是 钉牢 的意思,但是 nailed it 是 搞定 的意思原创 2021-02-24 12:11:32 · 136 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之bday
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/02/24/笑话理解之bday/index.html目录bday or ddaybday or ddaybday 指 生日, D-day 特指 诺曼底登陆原创 2021-02-24 12:10:28 · 4649 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之letter
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/02/01/笑话理解之letter/index.html目录envelopeenvelopeWhat starts with "e", ends with "e", and contains one letter?An envelope.letter 既有 字母 的意思,也有 信封 的意思。...原创 2021-02-24 12:09:22 · 146 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Bark
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2021/01/25/笑话理解之bark/index.html目录BarkBarkTeacher: "What do we call the outer part of a tree?"Pupil: "Don't know Miss!"Teacher: "Bark, silly, bark!"Pupil: "Woof, woof!"Bark 既有 树皮 的意思,原创 2021-01-25 22:22:42 · 245 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之HotWater
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/12/21/笑话理解之hotwater/index.html目录How are men like noodles?How are men like noodles?How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.这个双关比较原创 2020-12-21 14:34:19 · 133 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Leak
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/12/21/笑话理解之leak/index.html目录have a leakhave a leakOne day a man was at a hotel and had a leak in his sink.So, he calls the front desk and says: "I have a leak."Then the front desk pe原创 2020-12-21 14:33:12 · 286 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Major
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/12/21/笑话理解之major/index.html目录A flat majorA flat majorWhat do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?A flat major.major 即表示 音乐中的大调 也有 空军少校 的意思。...原创 2020-12-21 14:32:06 · 198 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Hearing
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/12/09/笑话理解之hearing/index.html目录The Hearing ProblemThe Hearing ProblemIn a church one Sunday morning a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come原创 2020-12-09 11:28:45 · 426 阅读 · 2 评论 -
笑话理解之Mature
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/12/09/笑话理解之mature/index.html目录The difference between government bonds and menThe difference between government bonds and menWhat's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds原创 2020-12-09 11:27:40 · 43028 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Fly
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/11/26/笑话理解之fly/index.html目录fly and pussyfly and pussyThere was aflylooking at somefoodin a river. The fly thought, "If I go down, I can get the food!"There was a fish looking at ...原创 2020-11-26 14:50:10 · 1204 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Swallow
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/11/13/笑话理解之swallow/index.html目录The bird of true love?The bird of true love?If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?The swallow.Swallow 是燕子,因为燕子是一种选择终身伴侣的鸟类,只原创 2020-11-13 14:45:58 · 1245 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之smart
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/09/10/笑话理解之smart/index.html目录The difference between blonde and light bulbThe difference between blonde and light bulbWhat's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?THe light bu原创 2020-09-10 02:22:30 · 171 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之screw
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2019/06/09/笑话理解之screw/index.html目录The TWIST Gamescrew for door hingeThe TWIST GameIn the Spring of 1957, Bobby, a real cool cat with his own wheels, went to pick up his date."Carrie's not r原创 2020-09-10 02:02:06 · 875 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之HEBREWS
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/30/笑话理解之hebrews/index.html目录who should brew the coffeewho should brew the coffeeA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said原创 2020-08-30 07:20:19 · 179 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之court
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/27/笑话理解之court/index.html目录The first tennis match in BibleThe first tennis match in BibleWhere is the first tennis matching mentioned in the Bible?When Joseph served in Pharaoh's cour原创 2020-08-27 16:34:54 · 188 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之affair
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/27/笑话理解之affair/index.html目录Fishing JokesFishing Jokes"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend."Why shouldn't I?"原创 2020-08-27 16:20:16 · 144 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之bricklayer
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/27/笑话理解之bricklayer/index.html目录What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?What do you get if you cross a chic原创 2020-08-27 16:19:12 · 261 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之on the house
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/27/笑话理解之on-the-house/index.htmlHow do you get a blonde on the roof?Tell her drinks are on the house.on the house 不是在房子上的意思,而是 免费 的意思。原创 2020-08-27 14:52:33 · 202 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Jet
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/08/18/笑话理解之jet/index.html目录private jetprivate jetjet 即有 喷气式飞机 的意思,也有 喷嘴 的意思。原创 2020-08-18 10:30:11 · 193 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之blow
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/07/17/笑话理解之blow/index.htmlWhat's the difference between your paycheck and your dict?You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!blow 有 挥霍 的意思,另一个意思 blowjob, 你懂得。...原创 2020-07-17 18:03:12 · 1137 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之crane
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/07/17/笑话理解之crane/index.html目录What kind of bird can carry the most weight?What kind of bird can carry the most weight?What kind of bird can carry the most weight?The crane!crane 即可以表原创 2020-07-17 18:02:09 · 175 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之cum
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/07/17/笑话理解之cum/index.html目录How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?Ring原创 2020-07-17 18:01:06 · 13000 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之honey
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/07/17/笑话理解之honey/index.html目录What did the bee say to the flower?What did the bee say to the flower?What did the bee say to the flower?Hello honey!honey: 蜂蜜, 爱人...原创 2020-07-17 18:00:03 · 204 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之lay
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2019/06/09/笑话理解之lay/index.html目录Three NunsWhy do chickens lay eggsThree NunsThree Italian nuns die and go to heaven.At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.He says, "Sisters, you a原创 2020-07-13 15:02:32 · 255 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之divide与multiply
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/06/22/笑话理解之divide与multiply/index.htmlOne attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.原创 2020-06-22 20:16:32 · 1074 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之channel
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/05/19/笑话理解之channel/index.html目录English ChannelEnglish ChannelTeacher: "Where is the English Channel?"Pupil: "I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!"Channel 有海峡的意思, English Channel原创 2020-05-19 19:11:13 · 278 阅读 · 0 评论 -
笑话理解之Multiplication
原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2020/05/05/笑话理解之multiplication/index.html目录Love MultiplicationLove MultiplicationMrs. Johnson the elementary school math teacher was hav...原创 2020-05-05 21:07:48 · 365 阅读 · 0 评论