1、钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡;
cash are not omnipotent, sometimes also credit cards are needed…
2、每个人都应该热爱动物,尤其是煮熟的;
everyone should love animals, especially cooked ones
3、要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡;
conserve water usage, so take shower together with ur gf/bf
4、要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道
use your heart to love your neighbor, but don’t let her husband know.
5、每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。 每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个;
behind every successful man, there is always a woman. behind every unsuccessful man, there are always two.
6、再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛;
Even the [...]