程序员与青蛙美女(zh/en)

有一天，一个男人穿越森林的时候，听到一个细微的声音叫住他。他低头一看，是一只青蛙。　　“如果你亲我一下，我会变成一个美丽的公主哦。”男人一言不发，把青蛙捡起来，放入口袋。　　“如果你亲我一下，我会变成一个美丽的公主哦。而且，我会告诉我遇到的每一个人，你是多么聪明和勇敢，你是我的英雄。”男人把青蛙拿出来，对着它微微一笑，又把它放回口袋。　　“如果你亲我一下，我会变成一个美丽的公主，然后我愿意成为你的爱人一星期。”男人又把青蛙拿出来，对着它微微一笑，把它放回口袋。　　“如果你亲我一下，我会变成一个美丽的公主，然后我愿意成为你的爱人一年，而且你可以对我做任何事。”再一次，男人把青蛙拿出来，对着它微微一笑，又把它放回口袋。　　最后，青蛙无力地问：“我开出了这么好的条件，为什么你还不肯吻我？” 　　男人说：“我是一个程序员，我可没时间和什么公主鬼混。不过，拥有一个会说话的青蛙，倒是蛮酷的。”

An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The IT guy said, "Look I work in IT. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."

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相亲男：小姐你好，我是程序员。
相亲女：程先生你好！
相亲男：额……叫我序员就可以了。
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