一名被告因在商店未开门时进行圣诞购物而被指控。面对法官的询问，被告解释自己只是想早点完成圣诞购物。法官对此表示疑惑并进一步询问详情。
Early Shopper（采购早了）
It was Christmas and the judge （法官）was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner（犯人）.
"What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense（触犯法律，犯法）," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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