一段失传的相声段子

 　　　　乙：唷，是老李，最近忙什么呢?                                                                                                           |
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| 　　　　甲：嗨，没啥事，下下象棋，老没见你们老爷子了，他还好吗？                                                                                 |
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| 　　　　乙：托您福，还硬朗着呢。                                                                                                                 |
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| 　　　　甲：你爸爸也喜欢下象棋。                                                                                                                 |
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| 　　　　乙：是啊？                                                                                                                               |
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| 　　　　甲：可不，以前我老和你爸爸下棋。                                                                                                         |
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| 　　　　乙：(小声)我怎么不知道？                                                                                                                 |
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| 　　　　甲：有一回我们俩下棋，我还剩一士，你爸爸还剩一象。。。                                                                                   |
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| 　　　　乙：那不和棋了吗？                                                                                                                       |
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| 　　　　甲：是啊，依着我也是和棋，可你爸爸不干，非得接着下不可？                                                                                 |
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| 　　　　乙：啊？？那怎么下呀？                                                                                                                   |
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| 　　　　甲：呵呵，你爸爸有主意。                                                                                                                 |
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| 　　　　乙：什么主意？                                                                                                                           |
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| 　　　　甲：你爸爸说了“要不咱们士象都过河吧。”                                                                                                   |
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| 　　　　乙：没听说过！                                                                                                                           |
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| 　　　　甲：然后呢你爸爸的象就过河了，我的士也过河了，你爸爸就拿他的象象我，我就拿我的士士你爸爸。。。你爸爸再象我，我再士你爸爸，你爸爸象我，我 |
| 士你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸       |
| 爸。。。。。。。。。                                                                                                                             |
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| 　　　　乙：你给我滚！！