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1. Oh there it is

2. Every. Time.

People in movies will make this breakfast, have one bite, sip orange juice and say “I’m late for work”.

电影里的人都会做这样的早餐，然后有个人只吃了一口，再喝一口橙汁，然后说“我上班要迟到了”。

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🤦‍♂️ I hate those types. I want one movie, where we see a kid sit down and say “screw school, I am eating my family’s cooking”.

我讨厌这些类型。我想要一种电影，在电影里可以看到一个孩子坐着然后说：“去他妈的学校，我在吃家人做的饭”。

🕵️ I’ve seen them do this and everyone leaves. The food is just sitting there.

我看过这样的剧情，所有人都这样做，然后离开了，就食物还摆在那里。

🧖 I mean this is me IRL because I make nice food they underestimate how long it takes to make said nice food.

我想说这就是我的现实生活，因为我做了好吃的饭菜，但是他们轻视这花了我有多长的时间。

• IRL: in real life.
• underestimate: 由 under + estimate 组成，意思是低估、轻视

👩‍⚖️ Lazy writing. They’re just copying each other and it’s not even logical or realistic.

懒惰的编剧，就会相互抄袭，一点都不符合逻辑和现实。

3. Don’t be a pansy

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Dad Deer: You’re old enough to learn about road safety.

鹿爸：你长大了，可以开始学习道路安全的知识了。

Dad deer: Stare that car down. don’t move a muscle. The stronger spirit will prevail.

鹿爸：盯着那辆车看，不要动，强者必胜。

• prevail /prɪˈveɪl/ 流行，站上风，获胜

Dad deer: A car can only be defeated with the sheer force of will. If you see one, you look straight at it.

鹿爸：只有坚强的意志力才能打败一辆车，如果你看到一辆车，直接盯着它就好。

Kid deer: Isn’t that how grandpa died?

小鹿：爷爷不就是这么死的吗？

Dad deer: Grandpa was weak.

鹿爸：爷爷太弱了。