【转】元旦快乐

                                                                               为了工作几乎不睡；
                                                                               点头哈腰就差下跪； 
                                                                               日不能息夜不能寐； 
                                                                               客户有事立马到位； 
                                                                               屁大点事不敢得罪； 
                                                                               一年到头不离岗位； 
                                                                               劳动法规统统作废； 
                                                                               身心憔悴无处流泪； 
                                                                               逢年过节家人难会； 
                                                                               苛捐杂税让人崩溃； 
                                                                               工资不高还装富贵； 
                                                                               稍不留神就得犯罪； 
                                                                               抛家舍业愧对长辈； 
                                                                               身在其中方知其味； 
                                                                               不敢奢望社会地位； 
                                                                               全靠傻傻自我陶醉； 
                                                                               值此元旦节即将来临之际。
                                                                               向战斗在各界的精英们致以崇高的革命敬礼
                                                                               并送兄弟姐妹们一副对联： 
                                                                               上联：该吃吃，该喝喝，遇事别往心里搁； 
                                                                               下联：泡泡澡，看着表，舒服一秒是一秒； 
                                                                               横批：元旦快乐